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Ok, there are about a MILLION work at home scams, and most of them use what I call 'Tower Pages' Why do I call them this? Its because they are about six Inches across and NINE MILLION MILES LONG! Honestly, Get a little more creative! I'm working from home as an adult webcam affiliate, and I'm making pretty decent money, I recommend it to anyone who wants to start earning a little extra money on the side. My usual advert place is of course, craigslist, under the adult gigs section, but still, why the tower pages? why not a typical page with a menu at the top or left side?
The reason is the spiel that they use. They spend so much time weaving this immaculate lie to get you to sign up for their ebook (that tells you pretty much what you allready know because you read the entire page just to buy it), that they don't realize that inside of the first five seconds of looking at the page, your allready a lost cause because you can tell that they are a scam.
They also won't mention the price till you get to the bottom, why? because you will be less likely to back out! You have spent the past thirty minutes reading over 9000 lines of text, and your pretty well convinced that not only will you make your millions, but it will cure cancer and stop the spread of aids in third world countries, so yeah, $100 sounds pretty good, doesn't it? well guess what, what money goes straight into their pocket.
So is it worth it to even read through these pages? Not really, I recommend finding a couple good affiliate programs and work a part time job, you will make as much money as you would in a full time job with half the work. For your sanity sake, I will post a couple that I personally like.
Streamray HUGE Webcam affiliate program, owned by penthouse, This is one of my A++++ Ranked programs, Definately recommend
Iphone Software Sales based, But What better way to capitalize than to appeal to the iPhone slaves? You get paid off of two levels, which means you get money from your sales, and your signups sales, so not bad. They also offer a metric crapshitton of stuff to help you advertise, Banners, spamI MEAN canned email messages. Just one membership sold a day nets you around 800 a month, so not horrible.
Adblaze This is the company that does the ad tracking for the Iphone software site above, But they have more than just one site, so you can advertise multiple sites at once with them! Not bad, and the payout is the same, so its pretty good.
Well good luck folks, I didn't post all my links, but if your wanting to watch some girls on cam, I would recommend Here
Wednesday, August 6, 2008
Thursday, July 10, 2008
Came across this link today
made me happy that I'm not the only one who's paying attention.
Why the Dollar Bubble is about to Burst
Steve Masterson | 14.06.2006 16:28 | Analysis | Globalisation | Sheffield
London - 24 May, 2006
The Voice (issue 264 - 11th May) ran an article beginning, "Iran has really gone and done it now. No, they haven't sent their first nuclear sub in to the Persian Gulf. They are about to launch something much more deadly -- next week the Iran Bourse will open to trade oil, not in dollars but in euros." This apparently insignificant event has consequences far greater for the US people, indeed all for us all, than is imaginable.
Currently almost all oil buying and selling is in US-dollars through exchanges in London and New York. It is not accidental they are both US-owned.
The Wall Street crash in 1929 sparked off global depression andWorld War II. During that war the US supplied provisions and munitions to all its allies, refusing currency and demanding gold payments in exchange.
By 1945, 80% of the world's gold was sitting in US vaults. The dollar became the one undisputed global reserve currency -- it was treated world-wide as `safer than gold'. The Bretton Woods agreement was established.
The US took full advantage over the next decades and printed dollars like there was no tomorrow. The US exported many mountains of dollars, paying for ever-increasing amounts of commodities, tax cuts for the rich, many wars abroad, mercenaries, spies and politicians the world over. You see, this did not affect inflation at home! The US got it all for free! Well, maybe for a forest or two.
Over subsequent decades the world's vaults bulged at the seams andmore and more vaults were built, just for US dollars. Each year, theUS spends many more dollars abroad that at home. Analysts pretty much agree that outside the US, of the savings, or reserves, of all other countries, in gold and all currencies -- that a massive 66% of this total wealth is in US dollars!
In 1971 several countries simultaeously tried to sell a small portion of their dollars to the US for gold. Krassimir Petrov, (Ph. D. in Economics at Ohio University) recently wrote, "The US Government defaulted on its payment on August 15, 1971. While popular spin told the story of `severing the link between the dollar and gold', in reality the denial to pay back in gold was an act of bankruptcy by the US Government." (1) The 1945 Bretton Woods agreement was unilaterally smashed.
The dollar and US economy were on a precipice resembling Germany in 1929. The US now had to find a way for the rest of the world to believe and have faith in the paper dollar. The solution was in oil, in the petrodollar. The US viciously bullied first Saudi Arabia and then OPEC to sell oil for dollars only -- it worked, the dollar was saved. Now countries had to keep dollars to buy much needed oil. And the US could buy oil all over the world, free of charge. What a Houdini for the US! Oil replaced gold as the new foundation to stop the paper dollar sinking.
Since 1971, the US printed even more mountains of dollars to spend abroad. The trade defecit grew and grew. The US sucked-in much of the world's products for next to nothing. More vaults were built.
Expert, Cóilínn Nunan, wrote in 2003, "The dollar is the de facto world reserve currency: the US currency accounts for approximately two thirds of all official exchange reserves. More than four-fifths of all foreign exchange transactions and half of all world exports are denominated in dollars. In addition, all IMF loans are denominated in dollars." (2)
Dr Bulent Gukay of Keele University recently wrote, "This system of the US dollar acting as global reserve currency in oil trade keeps the demand for the dollar `artificially' high. This enables the US to carry out printing dollars at the price of next to nothing to fund increased military spending and consumer spending on imports. There is no theoretical limit to the amount of dollars that can be printed. As long as the US has no serious challengers, and the other states have confidence in the US dollar, the system functions." (3)
Until recently, the US-dollar has been safe. However, since 1990 western Europe has been busy growing, swallowing up central and eastern Europe. French and German bosses were jealous of the US ablility to buy goods and people the world over for nothing. They wanted a slice of the free cake too. Further, they now had the power and established the euro in late 1999 against massive US-inspired opposition across Europe, especially from Britain - paid for in dollars of course. But the euro succeeded.
Only months after the euro-launch, Saddam's Iraq announced it was switching from selling oil in dollars only, to euros only -- breaking the OPEC agreement. Iran, Russia, Venezuela, Libya, all began talking openly of switching too -- were the floodgates about to be opened?
Then aeroplanes flew into the twin-towers in September 2001. Was this another Houdini chance to save the US (petro)dollar and the biggest financial/economic crash in history? War preparations began in the US. But first war-fever had to be created -- and truth was the first casualty. Other oil producing countries watched-on. In 2000 Iraq began selling oil in euros. In 2002, Iraq changed all their petro-dollars in their vaults into euros. A few months later, the US began their invasion of Iraq.
The whole world was watching: very few aware that the US was engaging in the first oil currency, or petrodollar war. After the invasion of Iraq in March 2003, remember, the US secured oil areas first. Their first sales in August were, of course, in dollars, again. The only government building in Baghdad not bombed was the Oil Ministry! It does not matter how many people are murdered -- for the US, the petrodollar must be saved as the only way to buy and sell oil -- otherwise the US economy will crash, and much more besides.
In early 2003, Hugo Chavez, President of Venezuela talked openly of selling half of its oil in euros (the other half is bought by the US). On 12 April 2003, the US-supported business leaders and some generals in Venezuela kidnapped Chavez and attempted a coup. The masses rose against this and the Army followed suit. The coup failed. This was bad for the US.
In November 2000 the euro/dollar was at $0.82 dollars, its lowest ever, and still diving, but when Iraq started selling oil in euros, the euro dive was halted. In April 2002 senior OPEC reps talked about trading in euros and the euro shot up. In June 2003 the US occupiers of Iraq switched trading back to dollars and the euro fell against the dollar again. In August 2003 Iran starts to sell oil in euros to some European countries and the euro rises sharply. In the winter of 2003-4 Russian and OPEC politicians talked seriously of switching oil/gas sales to the euro and the euro rose. In February 2004 OPEC met and made no decision to turn to the euro -- and yes, the euro fell against the dollar. In June 2004 Iran announced it would build an oil bourse to rival London and New York, and again, the euro rose. The euro stands at $1.27 and has been climbing of late. See the European Central Bank history of the euro/dollar: http://www.ecb.int/stats/exchange/eurofxref/html/eurofxref-graph-usd.en.html#1999
But matters this month became far, far worse for the US dollar. On 5th May Iran registered its own Oil Bourse, the IOB. Not only are they now selling oil in euros from abroad -- they have established an actual Oil Bourse, a global trading centre for all countries to buy and sell their oil!
In Chavez's recent visit to London he talked openly about supporting the Iranian Oil Bourse, and selling oil in euros. When asked in London about the new arms embargo imposed by the US against Venezuela, Chavez prophetically dismissed the US as "a paper tiger".
Currently, almost all the world's oil is sold on either the NYMEX, New York Mercantile Exchange, or the IPE, London's International Petroleum Exchange. Both are owned by US citizens and both sell and buy only in US dollars. The success of the Iran Oil Bourse makes sense to Europe, which buys 70% of Iran's oil. It makes sense for Russia, which sells 66% of its oil to Europe. But worse for the US, China and India have already stated they are very interested in the new Iranian Oil Bourse.
If there is a tactical-nuclear strike on - deja-vu - `weapons of mass destruction' in Iran, who would bet against a certain Oil Exchange and more, being bombed too?
And worse for Bush. It makes sense for Europe, China, India and Japan -- as well as all the other countries mentioned above -- to buy and sell oil in Euro's. They will certainly have to stock-up on euros now, and they will sell dollars to do so. The euro is far more stable than the debt-ridden dollar. The IMF has recently highlighted US economic difficulties and the trade deficit strangling the US -- there is no way out.
The problem for so many countries now is, how to get rid of their vaults full of dollars, before it crashes? And the US has bullied so many countries for so many decades around the world, that many will see a chance to kick the bully back. The US cannot accept even 5% of the world's dollars -- it would crash the US economy dragging much of the world with it, especially Britain.
To survive, as the Scottish Socialist Voice article stated, "the US, needs to generate a trade surplus to get out of this one. Problem is it can't." This is spot on. To do that they must force US workers into near slavery, to get paid less than Chinese or Indian workers. We all know that this will not happen.
What will happen in the US? Chaos for sure. Maybe a workers revolution, but looking at the situation as it is now, it is more likely to be a re-run of Germany post-1929, and some form of extreme-right mass movement will emerge.
Does Europe and China/Asia have the economic independence and strength to stop the whole world's economies collapsing with the US? Their vaults are full to the brim with dollars.
The US has to find a way to pay for its dollar-imperialist exploitation of the world since 1945. Somehow, eventually, it has to account for every dollar in every vault in the world.
Bombing Iran could backfire tremendously. It would bring Iran openly into the war in Iraq, behind the Shiite majority. The US cannot cope even now with the much smaller Iraqi insurgency. Perhaps the US will feed into the Sunni v Shiite conflict and turn it into a wider Middle-East civil-war. However, this is so dangerous for global oil supplies. Further, they know that this would be temporary, as some country somewhere else, will establish a euro-oil-exchange. Perhaps in Brussels.
There is one `solution' -- scrap the dollar and print a whole new currency for the US. This will destroy 66% of the rest of the world's savings/reserves in one swoop. Imagine the implications? Such are the desperate things now swimming around heads in the White House, Wall Street and Pentagon.
Another is to do as Germany did, just before invading Poland in 1938. The Nazis filmed a mock Polish Army attack on Germany, to win hearts and minds at home. But again, this is a finger in the dam. So, how is the US going to escape this time? The only global arena of total superiority left is military. Who knows what horrors lie ahead. A new world war is one tool by which the US could discipline its `allies' into keeping the dollar in their vaults.
The task of socialists today is to explain to as many as possible, especially our class, that the coming crisis belongs purely to capitalism and (dollar) imperialism. Not people of other cultures, not Islam, not the axis of evil or their so-called WMDs. Their system alone is to blame.
The new Iranian Oil Bourse, the IOB, is situated in a new building on the free-trade-zone island of Kish, in the Persian Gulf. It's computers and software are all set to go. The IOB was supposed to be up and running last March, but many pressures forced a postponement. Where the pressure came from is obvious. It was internationally registered on 5th May and supposed to open mid-May, but its opening was put off, some saying the oil-mafia was involved, along with much international pressure. Just google `pertroeuro', and the story lies before you.
From now on, anyone in the know will wake up every morning and, even before coffee, will check out the latest exchange rate between the euro and dollar.
(1) The Proposed Iranian Oil Bourse (Krassimir Petrov, Jan 2006) http://www.countercurrents.org/us-petrov200106.htm
(2) Oil, Currency and the War on Iraq (Cóilínn Nunan, Scotland, Dec 2003) http://www.feasta.org/documents/papers/oil1.htm
(3) Petrodollar Became the Essential Basis for the US Economic Hegemoney in the 1970s. (Bulent Gokay, Keele University, May 2006) http://english.pravda.ru/topic/petrodollar-138/
Found this article at: http://www.indymedia.org.uk/en/2006/06/342746.html
Major props to Steve Masterson, who wrote this article.
Why the Dollar Bubble is about to Burst
Steve Masterson | 14.06.2006 16:28 | Analysis | Globalisation | Sheffield
London - 24 May, 2006
The Voice (issue 264 - 11th May) ran an article beginning, "Iran has really gone and done it now. No, they haven't sent their first nuclear sub in to the Persian Gulf. They are about to launch something much more deadly -- next week the Iran Bourse will open to trade oil, not in dollars but in euros." This apparently insignificant event has consequences far greater for the US people, indeed all for us all, than is imaginable.
Currently almost all oil buying and selling is in US-dollars through exchanges in London and New York. It is not accidental they are both US-owned.
The Wall Street crash in 1929 sparked off global depression andWorld War II. During that war the US supplied provisions and munitions to all its allies, refusing currency and demanding gold payments in exchange.
By 1945, 80% of the world's gold was sitting in US vaults. The dollar became the one undisputed global reserve currency -- it was treated world-wide as `safer than gold'. The Bretton Woods agreement was established.
The US took full advantage over the next decades and printed dollars like there was no tomorrow. The US exported many mountains of dollars, paying for ever-increasing amounts of commodities, tax cuts for the rich, many wars abroad, mercenaries, spies and politicians the world over. You see, this did not affect inflation at home! The US got it all for free! Well, maybe for a forest or two.
Over subsequent decades the world's vaults bulged at the seams andmore and more vaults were built, just for US dollars. Each year, theUS spends many more dollars abroad that at home. Analysts pretty much agree that outside the US, of the savings, or reserves, of all other countries, in gold and all currencies -- that a massive 66% of this total wealth is in US dollars!
In 1971 several countries simultaeously tried to sell a small portion of their dollars to the US for gold. Krassimir Petrov, (Ph. D. in Economics at Ohio University) recently wrote, "The US Government defaulted on its payment on August 15, 1971. While popular spin told the story of `severing the link between the dollar and gold', in reality the denial to pay back in gold was an act of bankruptcy by the US Government." (1) The 1945 Bretton Woods agreement was unilaterally smashed.
The dollar and US economy were on a precipice resembling Germany in 1929. The US now had to find a way for the rest of the world to believe and have faith in the paper dollar. The solution was in oil, in the petrodollar. The US viciously bullied first Saudi Arabia and then OPEC to sell oil for dollars only -- it worked, the dollar was saved. Now countries had to keep dollars to buy much needed oil. And the US could buy oil all over the world, free of charge. What a Houdini for the US! Oil replaced gold as the new foundation to stop the paper dollar sinking.
Since 1971, the US printed even more mountains of dollars to spend abroad. The trade defecit grew and grew. The US sucked-in much of the world's products for next to nothing. More vaults were built.
Expert, Cóilínn Nunan, wrote in 2003, "The dollar is the de facto world reserve currency: the US currency accounts for approximately two thirds of all official exchange reserves. More than four-fifths of all foreign exchange transactions and half of all world exports are denominated in dollars. In addition, all IMF loans are denominated in dollars." (2)
Dr Bulent Gukay of Keele University recently wrote, "This system of the US dollar acting as global reserve currency in oil trade keeps the demand for the dollar `artificially' high. This enables the US to carry out printing dollars at the price of next to nothing to fund increased military spending and consumer spending on imports. There is no theoretical limit to the amount of dollars that can be printed. As long as the US has no serious challengers, and the other states have confidence in the US dollar, the system functions." (3)
Until recently, the US-dollar has been safe. However, since 1990 western Europe has been busy growing, swallowing up central and eastern Europe. French and German bosses were jealous of the US ablility to buy goods and people the world over for nothing. They wanted a slice of the free cake too. Further, they now had the power and established the euro in late 1999 against massive US-inspired opposition across Europe, especially from Britain - paid for in dollars of course. But the euro succeeded.
Only months after the euro-launch, Saddam's Iraq announced it was switching from selling oil in dollars only, to euros only -- breaking the OPEC agreement. Iran, Russia, Venezuela, Libya, all began talking openly of switching too -- were the floodgates about to be opened?
Then aeroplanes flew into the twin-towers in September 2001. Was this another Houdini chance to save the US (petro)dollar and the biggest financial/economic crash in history? War preparations began in the US. But first war-fever had to be created -- and truth was the first casualty. Other oil producing countries watched-on. In 2000 Iraq began selling oil in euros. In 2002, Iraq changed all their petro-dollars in their vaults into euros. A few months later, the US began their invasion of Iraq.
The whole world was watching: very few aware that the US was engaging in the first oil currency, or petrodollar war. After the invasion of Iraq in March 2003, remember, the US secured oil areas first. Their first sales in August were, of course, in dollars, again. The only government building in Baghdad not bombed was the Oil Ministry! It does not matter how many people are murdered -- for the US, the petrodollar must be saved as the only way to buy and sell oil -- otherwise the US economy will crash, and much more besides.
In early 2003, Hugo Chavez, President of Venezuela talked openly of selling half of its oil in euros (the other half is bought by the US). On 12 April 2003, the US-supported business leaders and some generals in Venezuela kidnapped Chavez and attempted a coup. The masses rose against this and the Army followed suit. The coup failed. This was bad for the US.
In November 2000 the euro/dollar was at $0.82 dollars, its lowest ever, and still diving, but when Iraq started selling oil in euros, the euro dive was halted. In April 2002 senior OPEC reps talked about trading in euros and the euro shot up. In June 2003 the US occupiers of Iraq switched trading back to dollars and the euro fell against the dollar again. In August 2003 Iran starts to sell oil in euros to some European countries and the euro rises sharply. In the winter of 2003-4 Russian and OPEC politicians talked seriously of switching oil/gas sales to the euro and the euro rose. In February 2004 OPEC met and made no decision to turn to the euro -- and yes, the euro fell against the dollar. In June 2004 Iran announced it would build an oil bourse to rival London and New York, and again, the euro rose. The euro stands at $1.27 and has been climbing of late. See the European Central Bank history of the euro/dollar: http://www.ecb.int/stats/exchange/eurofxref/html/eurofxref-graph-usd.en.html#1999
But matters this month became far, far worse for the US dollar. On 5th May Iran registered its own Oil Bourse, the IOB. Not only are they now selling oil in euros from abroad -- they have established an actual Oil Bourse, a global trading centre for all countries to buy and sell their oil!
In Chavez's recent visit to London he talked openly about supporting the Iranian Oil Bourse, and selling oil in euros. When asked in London about the new arms embargo imposed by the US against Venezuela, Chavez prophetically dismissed the US as "a paper tiger".
Currently, almost all the world's oil is sold on either the NYMEX, New York Mercantile Exchange, or the IPE, London's International Petroleum Exchange. Both are owned by US citizens and both sell and buy only in US dollars. The success of the Iran Oil Bourse makes sense to Europe, which buys 70% of Iran's oil. It makes sense for Russia, which sells 66% of its oil to Europe. But worse for the US, China and India have already stated they are very interested in the new Iranian Oil Bourse.
If there is a tactical-nuclear strike on - deja-vu - `weapons of mass destruction' in Iran, who would bet against a certain Oil Exchange and more, being bombed too?
And worse for Bush. It makes sense for Europe, China, India and Japan -- as well as all the other countries mentioned above -- to buy and sell oil in Euro's. They will certainly have to stock-up on euros now, and they will sell dollars to do so. The euro is far more stable than the debt-ridden dollar. The IMF has recently highlighted US economic difficulties and the trade deficit strangling the US -- there is no way out.
The problem for so many countries now is, how to get rid of their vaults full of dollars, before it crashes? And the US has bullied so many countries for so many decades around the world, that many will see a chance to kick the bully back. The US cannot accept even 5% of the world's dollars -- it would crash the US economy dragging much of the world with it, especially Britain.
To survive, as the Scottish Socialist Voice article stated, "the US, needs to generate a trade surplus to get out of this one. Problem is it can't." This is spot on. To do that they must force US workers into near slavery, to get paid less than Chinese or Indian workers. We all know that this will not happen.
What will happen in the US? Chaos for sure. Maybe a workers revolution, but looking at the situation as it is now, it is more likely to be a re-run of Germany post-1929, and some form of extreme-right mass movement will emerge.
Does Europe and China/Asia have the economic independence and strength to stop the whole world's economies collapsing with the US? Their vaults are full to the brim with dollars.
The US has to find a way to pay for its dollar-imperialist exploitation of the world since 1945. Somehow, eventually, it has to account for every dollar in every vault in the world.
Bombing Iran could backfire tremendously. It would bring Iran openly into the war in Iraq, behind the Shiite majority. The US cannot cope even now with the much smaller Iraqi insurgency. Perhaps the US will feed into the Sunni v Shiite conflict and turn it into a wider Middle-East civil-war. However, this is so dangerous for global oil supplies. Further, they know that this would be temporary, as some country somewhere else, will establish a euro-oil-exchange. Perhaps in Brussels.
There is one `solution' -- scrap the dollar and print a whole new currency for the US. This will destroy 66% of the rest of the world's savings/reserves in one swoop. Imagine the implications? Such are the desperate things now swimming around heads in the White House, Wall Street and Pentagon.
Another is to do as Germany did, just before invading Poland in 1938. The Nazis filmed a mock Polish Army attack on Germany, to win hearts and minds at home. But again, this is a finger in the dam. So, how is the US going to escape this time? The only global arena of total superiority left is military. Who knows what horrors lie ahead. A new world war is one tool by which the US could discipline its `allies' into keeping the dollar in their vaults.
The task of socialists today is to explain to as many as possible, especially our class, that the coming crisis belongs purely to capitalism and (dollar) imperialism. Not people of other cultures, not Islam, not the axis of evil or their so-called WMDs. Their system alone is to blame.
The new Iranian Oil Bourse, the IOB, is situated in a new building on the free-trade-zone island of Kish, in the Persian Gulf. It's computers and software are all set to go. The IOB was supposed to be up and running last March, but many pressures forced a postponement. Where the pressure came from is obvious. It was internationally registered on 5th May and supposed to open mid-May, but its opening was put off, some saying the oil-mafia was involved, along with much international pressure. Just google `pertroeuro', and the story lies before you.
From now on, anyone in the know will wake up every morning and, even before coffee, will check out the latest exchange rate between the euro and dollar.
(1) The Proposed Iranian Oil Bourse (Krassimir Petrov, Jan 2006) http://www.countercurrents.org/us-petrov200106.htm
(2) Oil, Currency and the War on Iraq (Cóilínn Nunan, Scotland, Dec 2003) http://www.feasta.org/documents/papers/oil1.htm
(3) Petrodollar Became the Essential Basis for the US Economic Hegemoney in the 1970s. (Bulent Gokay, Keele University, May 2006) http://english.pravda.ru/topic/petrodollar-138/
Found this article at: http://www.indymedia.org.uk/en/2006/06/342746.html
Major props to Steve Masterson, who wrote this article.
Wednesday, June 25, 2008
A Bitter, Ironic Laugh is still better than crying, right?
Hope my masculinity survives this post >.>
Sometimes all you can do is cry, you know? There is just too big of an overflow of shit just going on. What do I do when I have to cry? I grab my Scotch and Water sans Water, I sit down, And I lose myself to the computer for a few hours in a good fanfic or blog. Just because I'm not crying on the outside, doesn't mean I'm not crying at all. I mean, Sure, life is depressing, but I haven't seriously all out bawled for nearly two decades (getting out of high school helped alot with that, damn that place sucked massive donkey balls.) It takes alot for something like that to happen. So yeah.
Here's a little story: Once upon a time, God spoke with Moses:
God: Moses, today I'm going to teach you about evolution.
Moses: Forsooth, God, What is this 'evilution'?
God: No no, Evolution; Its the method that people use to adapt to their surroundings.
Moses: God, Why do we have to adapt, why didn't you make the entire world the same?
God: Well, to begin with there is the orbit of the planet to consider.
Moses: The planet? whats that?
God: Its the ground. Anyway, the earth circles the sun, thats the star in the center of your solar system.
Moses: Whats a Solar System?
God: Its a collection of planets that circles the sun. Now the earth is spinning like a top while it goes around the su-.
Moses: Whats the sun's name?
God: What?
Moses: What is the sun's name?
God: I heard you the first time. I don't know, What do you want to call it?
Moses: Oh, I don't know, lets call it some Spanish name that I don't even know yet...Lets call it Sol!
God: ...good enough! Now, The planet Circles the sun spinning like a top, and at the same time it has to tilt back and forth, so that the entire surface of the planet gets heated evenly.
Moses: So why didn't you make the world spin like a perfect top?
God: Because I don't want to have to deal with you people forever, I set it up so that all the planets in this solar system will eventually spin off into the sun.
Moses: Wait, THIS solar system? You mean there are more?
God: THAT's what your worried about? Yes, there are billions upon millions of solar systems.
Moses: How many?
God: ...Your going to get annoying if you keep that up...Here, you see that beach over there? Yea? count all the sand...No No, not literally, that's just a figure of speech, there are as many as there are grains of sand in the sea.
Moses: Ooooh, that's kinda COOL! How do you make them? (Yes, Moses said 'that's kinda COOL', just like that)
God: Well, first I start out with a bunch of goop, then I scoop out a handful, mix a little water into it so that all the bits stick together right, then set it off to the side for later. usually takes me about a day to get the actual planets the way I like them, then I get a bunch of water, mix it with a little baking powder, got to make sure its mixxed up really good, then I put a GOD-Cell battery in the middle with a couple wires sticking out of either end and light it off, It should keep going, oh, for a couple hundred thousand years or so, so long as I don't forget to change the battery. after its nice and glowing, I get the planets that I made earlier, and spin them around the sun with all that tilt jazz I was talking about earlier.
Moses: But God, Why not make two suns, then both sides of the planet would have sunlight at all times?
God: Because then you would be fastbaked and I would be out of entertainment.
Moses: Wait, God, You said you didn't want to deal with us forever? Do you not love us God?
God: At this point in time, I'm about to make your sorry butt wander around in the desert for another fourty years so that I don't have to deal with you any more. HERE! THIS IS NOW THE WORD OF GOD! IT TOOK ME SIX DAYS TO MAKE THE UNIVERSE, YOU WERE MADE OUT OF DIRT!! you get all that? good, I'm not going to spend the next seventeen years covering what should have been pounded into your head at birth, I mean, me forbid I actually get you away from basic questions of the firmaments and on to evolution, your mind can't handle it. Hell, what happened with you, you were such a bright young lad, you were given the best education growing up, you had money, power, You were raised as the Heir to the throne! You should at least have some Idea of what I'm talking about.
Moses: I did not fare well in my studies, after all, math hasn't been seriously invented yet, my people are jobless for another three thousand years.
//Storytime
If you got a giggle out of this, even if there were tears running down your face, at least your now laughing about it. When you think about it, even the worst thing that can happen to you, its a pinprick compared to the horrors that are going on overseas. Carbombs on a daily basis, we the America 'liberating' the living shit out of other countries. Don't get me wrong, I support our troops, I just don't support the reason why we're over there. Anyone who thinks that the war on Iraq isn't responsible for our current gas prices, raise your hands now. Oh, one in the back? Dubya, get your hand down, you haven't had to pay for your own gas in fourty years, if that. Between the oil speculators, the inflation rate of the dollar, and opec raising the price of oil every time the white house jerks their chain, we all should start buying Horses, The New Clean Fuel!
~CB
Sometimes all you can do is cry, you know? There is just too big of an overflow of shit just going on. What do I do when I have to cry? I grab my Scotch and Water sans Water, I sit down, And I lose myself to the computer for a few hours in a good fanfic or blog. Just because I'm not crying on the outside, doesn't mean I'm not crying at all. I mean, Sure, life is depressing, but I haven't seriously all out bawled for nearly two decades (getting out of high school helped alot with that, damn that place sucked massive donkey balls.) It takes alot for something like that to happen. So yeah.
Here's a little story: Once upon a time, God spoke with Moses:
God: Moses, today I'm going to teach you about evolution.
Moses: Forsooth, God, What is this 'evilution'?
God: No no, Evolution; Its the method that people use to adapt to their surroundings.
Moses: God, Why do we have to adapt, why didn't you make the entire world the same?
God: Well, to begin with there is the orbit of the planet to consider.
Moses: The planet? whats that?
God: Its the ground. Anyway, the earth circles the sun, thats the star in the center of your solar system.
Moses: Whats a Solar System?
God: Its a collection of planets that circles the sun. Now the earth is spinning like a top while it goes around the su-.
Moses: Whats the sun's name?
God: What?
Moses: What is the sun's name?
God: I heard you the first time. I don't know, What do you want to call it?
Moses: Oh, I don't know, lets call it some Spanish name that I don't even know yet...Lets call it Sol!
God: ...good enough! Now, The planet Circles the sun spinning like a top, and at the same time it has to tilt back and forth, so that the entire surface of the planet gets heated evenly.
Moses: So why didn't you make the world spin like a perfect top?
God: Because I don't want to have to deal with you people forever, I set it up so that all the planets in this solar system will eventually spin off into the sun.
Moses: Wait, THIS solar system? You mean there are more?
God: THAT's what your worried about? Yes, there are billions upon millions of solar systems.
Moses: How many?
God: ...Your going to get annoying if you keep that up...Here, you see that beach over there? Yea? count all the sand...No No, not literally, that's just a figure of speech, there are as many as there are grains of sand in the sea.
Moses: Ooooh, that's kinda COOL! How do you make them? (Yes, Moses said 'that's kinda COOL', just like that)
God: Well, first I start out with a bunch of goop, then I scoop out a handful, mix a little water into it so that all the bits stick together right, then set it off to the side for later. usually takes me about a day to get the actual planets the way I like them, then I get a bunch of water, mix it with a little baking powder, got to make sure its mixxed up really good, then I put a GOD-Cell battery in the middle with a couple wires sticking out of either end and light it off, It should keep going, oh, for a couple hundred thousand years or so, so long as I don't forget to change the battery. after its nice and glowing, I get the planets that I made earlier, and spin them around the sun with all that tilt jazz I was talking about earlier.
Moses: But God, Why not make two suns, then both sides of the planet would have sunlight at all times?
God: Because then you would be fastbaked and I would be out of entertainment.
Moses: Wait, God, You said you didn't want to deal with us forever? Do you not love us God?
God: At this point in time, I'm about to make your sorry butt wander around in the desert for another fourty years so that I don't have to deal with you any more. HERE! THIS IS NOW THE WORD OF GOD! IT TOOK ME SIX DAYS TO MAKE THE UNIVERSE, YOU WERE MADE OUT OF DIRT!! you get all that? good, I'm not going to spend the next seventeen years covering what should have been pounded into your head at birth, I mean, me forbid I actually get you away from basic questions of the firmaments and on to evolution, your mind can't handle it. Hell, what happened with you, you were such a bright young lad, you were given the best education growing up, you had money, power, You were raised as the Heir to the throne! You should at least have some Idea of what I'm talking about.
Moses: I did not fare well in my studies, after all, math hasn't been seriously invented yet, my people are jobless for another three thousand years.
//Storytime
If you got a giggle out of this, even if there were tears running down your face, at least your now laughing about it. When you think about it, even the worst thing that can happen to you, its a pinprick compared to the horrors that are going on overseas. Carbombs on a daily basis, we the America 'liberating' the living shit out of other countries. Don't get me wrong, I support our troops, I just don't support the reason why we're over there. Anyone who thinks that the war on Iraq isn't responsible for our current gas prices, raise your hands now. Oh, one in the back? Dubya, get your hand down, you haven't had to pay for your own gas in fourty years, if that. Between the oil speculators, the inflation rate of the dollar, and opec raising the price of oil every time the white house jerks their chain, we all should start buying Horses, The New Clean Fuel!
~CB
Stupid little crotchfruit
You know, sometimes a cigar is really a cigar, and you shouldn't look any deeper than that. Today I sent a message to the wrong person on facebook calling kids in passing 'crotchfruit', doesn't seem like that big of a deal, right? WONG! I get messages from three different people chewing me out about how 'children are precious and should always be valued'. I CRY BULLSHIT! I can never have kids, do I want them? hell yes. I'll prolly end up adopting, but that doesn't mean that I will love them any less, or call them something other than crotchfruit. So long as I have to keep following this particular trio around the internet and cleaning up after them so that they don't get their identitys stolen, I don't want to hear any bullshit from them. When I can pull xif data from two seperate pictures, one off of 4chan and one off of their facebook account, and match them up, THEIR ATTEMPT AT BEING DISCREET JUST GOT FUCKED(On a side note, I have a set of four pictures with matching EXIF data on the off chance you decide that i'm so much of an asshole you want to get a restraining order. You would be suprised at how many printers connected to the internet there are in Ashland Kansas. I don't need your bullshit, You don't need mine, so GTFO my internet, I'd tell you to post tits, but you've allready done that.). I Don't care that you 'love' your kids, I have seen one too many little shitstains screaming and crying in mcdonalds, throwing their drinks half way across the damn store, throwing their shoes the other way, and their parent's are just 'looking around, laughing at the kid throwing the fit'. You know what would have happened to me if I had behavior like that? My ass would have been beat so hard I would have had problems sitting properly for a MONTH, and guess what? I'm a perfectly adjusted homeschooler, I socialize, I enjoy life, hell, I get along with people I've never even met and force them to like me, So you know what? If your not going to take care of your child, or figure out some way to disciplin him in public without getting arrested, then you prolly shouldnt have spawned the little demonic entity that people refer to as their 'precious babies'. Sure, Kids should be treasures for the future, but you also shouldn't become so protective of them that they cannot defend themselves when it comes to life in general. It took me a great many years after homeschooling to figure out how to get along with people, yeah helping to run the bakery helped alot, but I think that moving NINE HUNDRED FUCKING MILES AWAY FROM HOME helped me more. It forced me to network, to learn how to get along with people, and how to ignore bullshit. But you know, sometimes, the stupid little accidents just annoy me to the point that I give all the little buggers the same name: CROTCHFRUIT! If you don't like it, too bad. Am I bitter about not being able to have kids? You Bet! Will I Enjoy it? Even More! Maybe the next time you decide to send me a knee-jerk reaction you should think a little and not blow a fucking fuse, Or I might actually fight back. Don't get me wrong, I like the lot of you, but if your going to be stupid and send me knee-jerk reactions, I WILL NOT BACK DOWN!
Wednesday, March 12, 2008
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